Internet Blacklist Bill

We must stop this. Just read the mail:

This is really awful: The rumor all over Capitol Hill is that the House version of the Internet Blacklist Bill will be introduced this week, probably on Wednesday.

Please click here to urge your Congressmember to NOT COSPONSOR the legislation.

Our allies on the Hill say that it’s so bad that it could effectively destroy Youtube, Twitter, and other sites that rely on user-generated content by making the sites’ owners legally responsible for everything that’s posted on their sites.

Nobody will want to take that risk, so sites like Youtube and Twitter could be forced to shut down.

How to TORTURE your Student 101

First, I’d like to begin introducing you guys to my horrible physics teacher. He’s 45, sorta hunchback and faps to hentai. Yes, I know that because his own daughter told my friend, and my friend leaked it to me and a little group. And here, is proof that karma is making me pay… 

How to TORTURE your student 101

  1. Practice terrorism with them while giving a fake angry look while showing them the “mean pinky”
  2. Resume explanation and suddenly stop to throw a piece of chalk at a student that passed out while you were yelling like a Viking
  3. Make your students sit properly by telling them if they don’t, he’ll make them write on a sheet of paper a hundred times: “I’ll sit properly on my chair”
  4. Finish everyone off with his secret lab report due Monday!

 

Bonne nuit mon ami, and welcome to my Physics class!

Sunday breeze

Woke up in the morning, took the average shower and as soon as I leave the restroom BAM.
I’m a FUCKING GODPARENT. AWWWWWW YEAH.

You know, why did people come up with that godparent thing?

The idea of “godparent” has evolved to represent:

  • Support of the family of the baptised child in religious care.
  • Symbolising welcome and love of the Church and community of faith.
  • Acting as an enabler in the growth of the child in encouragement.
  • Affirmation of their Christian identity.Source: http://www.sjhg.org.uk/special_services/godparents.html
Oh…
… so it’s just bullshit. I see how it is den.

Milky Way

Oh god, I check my e-mail to find the first person that liked a post on my blog.

SO AWESOME

Anywhoozle, the person who liked my post also has a blog called “The Wuc” which is quite interesting and funny, even if you don’t take your time browsing it so I recommend it for you my lazy bloggaz.
Today I bring to surface the work of Julien De Repentigny in collaboration with Gabriel Lefebvre, with their interesting point of view of how a milk carton should look like:

I know right, that also made me shit bricks once I saw it. With it’s clean shape, it’s ready to become a hit out there.

Lap Chair

Here I am, surfing on stumbleupon till I run into this awesome piece of golden idea poop:

That chair is called the Hug Chair, it’s meant for couples who like sitting on each others’ laps or just someone who enjoys extra space to place things like plates or laptops. Kudos to Ilian Milinov for creating this piece of art.